The Free Promo Dilemma
I know I do it. I become insatiable, like a toddler in a candy shop, the second my eyes discern the word free. Yes, I would like a sticker that says we’re the best we sell for less. A pen low on ink you say? Don’t mind if I do. A hot pink reusable plastic bag too small for groceries, you had me at free.
I admit it. I’m a junkie. My closet harbors my dirty little secret. Some people have skeletons. I have a stash of promotional knick-knacks.
When I become entrenched in free mode, I completely ignore unpleasant thoughts like the carbon footprint associated with the item. Let’s face it; the junk will inevitably end up in either a landfill or the recycle plant. And yet, each time I return home with my free prize, I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. Not because I acquired another junky item, but because of the choice I made prior. I knowingly accepted free promotional items that will not be loved, used, or even remembered once I open my front door. What a waste and slight on the environment!
I fell privy to one of the classic blunders. Never trust free. If I’m not paying, then the environment certainly is. The time has come to just say no. Refuse ridiculous items and accept the potential grocery bag, recycled objects, and other environmentally friendly toys. Be selective. I know my fire hazard of a closet will thank me for it as will the world outside my front door.
